Jollibee rhymes with SMB

Conceptually, it sounds gravy. At least, that’s what I thought. But trust me, Chicken Joy doesn’t go well with San Mig Light. Nor does Burger Steak, for that matter.

A huge part of this experiment wasn’t for pure purposes of justification, of whether or not my theory on SMB going well with Jollibee holds true. It was, in fact, just a good story waiting to be told.

The thrill lies in the fact that how many people have actually tried bringing in a can of SMB inside a Jollibee chain. Guerilla-esque, we thought, but really, how juvenile can one actually get?

We bought the beers from a nearby convenience store and smuggled them into the resto. We even had this conversation of whether or not they would be kicking us out from the place. That’s how rebellious our stick-it-to-the-man selves wanted to be, but in the end, they just let us be. Duh.

So that’s the end of my experiment. If there’s any consolation, at least, now I know that it’s really not that great.